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Places Bert finds out about stuff…
Uncyclopedia – Knowledge is 90% lies and 10% wrong. Or is it? Yes.
Marvin The Magnificent – Marvin Knows The Truth. Help him Guard Jen.
b3ta – Gods, I tells ye!
Homestar Runner – That Strong Bad is a man after my own heart.
Stuff that makes Bert’s furry little butt bounce…
Chewy’s Blog – he’s got a furry butt too.
Bark Bark! – I shouldn’t laugh… but I do!
Zieg Meeow! – Cats that look like Hitler. Classy.
Who the flipping heck is Number 1? – This Village. In Lego. Good work, fella!
I am Munkeh. Hear me Opp!. – I love munkeh, me.
Buffy is one dirty moo! – b3ta are gods amongst men. Not hamsters, just men.
Samuel L Jackson is so hard he eats coal and shits diamonds! – he cut you bad!
Shake it baby! And read it too! - Belly dancing librarians. Oh yes.
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Bunnycam – Furry little Noo Yawk bastards with their skinny latte carrots and diamond encrusted water bottles. Bastards.
Chips – After strawberries, I love chips, me. But they don’t make me cry, fer feks sake!
Lost sommat? Try here.
Sugarbush Squirrel – Another lucky furry sod from the States. All I get from that Burro bastard is a bloody strawberry. And some chips.
Mirror Project – I see you…
Vegetable Orchestra – That Burro fule will be trying to grow this soon, mark my words.
Poor Mr Morello – so many hardships in life. And she has sore feet.
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Mohair Fashion – just wait until hamster is all the rage!
The Perry Bible Fellowship – Ahhh, Angels shagging… who could ask for more?
Nice Cup of Tea… Put t’kettle on, will you.
